I've said it a hundred times before but I can't help saying it again...
Holy freakin' cow, do I hate flash portfolio sites!
I know, it's a losing battle. They are everywhere. But seriously guys, forget trying to sell artwork for a minute and pretend you need to buy artwork. Lots of it. In limited time. Now pretend you'd like to share a number of specific examples from a number of artist. Lets say three samples from 5 artists. Do that five times today.
Tell me you don't want to blow your brains out after the third flash site you come across.